Monday, March 07, 2005

How to Fake Your Own Death

Have you ever just wanted to just disappear and leave all your debts and problems behind? No problem. You just have to fake your own death. Unfortunately, with technology getting so much better, it’s harder than ever. The same tricks that worked for Elvis, won’t work for you.

The key to making this whole plan work is to make sure absolutely no one knows. Not even your mother. You won’t be able to come back, ever. If you want to eliminate your debt, but still have your life, this plan isn’t for you. This is for someone who wants to disappear forever.

Jason Kiwaluk

Mower & Shoveller,

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