"Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."
February in Victoria has never been quite like this.
It has become, unofficially, the sunniest darned February ever.
Weather specialist Anne McCarthy said Wednesday's brilliant, cloud-free skies undoubtedly put us over the top, surpassing the previous high of 151.5 sunny hours in February 1996.
The normal level of sunshine for the month is 89.4 hours.
"We measure sunshine once at the end of the day," McCarthy explained from Environment Canada's Victoria weather office Wednesday afternoon. "But as of Tuesday evening after sundown we had had 149.2 hours of bright sunshine."
1) That is not right.........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?..................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here...................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Ok, so I've had my eyes on this girl in school. She was hot, nice Supple C cup breasts, firm ass, and such a beautiful face. I always had a huge crush on her, and I had a feeling she had some feelings for me.
So now, in my junior year, I've decided that I might as well try to at least talk to her. I've been talking to her since the beginning of the school year, and her personality matches her outer beauty. She wasn't an airhead, and was pretty funny, I could actually carry on a normal conversation with her.
We clicked, and she started dropping hints she wanted to ask me out. I did so after building my courage up, and she said yes. She affirmed it by making out with me, and damn she was good at it. Her soft lips against mine, opening her mouth, and toungues becoming intwined...
What I didn't know is that she had a boyfriend outside of school, I guess she didn't think that was important enough to tell me. One of his friends saw us, and told him what he saw.
I came off the bus, and started walking the few blocks towards my house,
When a couple of guys they we’re up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
OH ---- SON, YOU JUST GOT FRESH PRINCE'D!
1. The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.
2. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
3. Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
4. The G in 'g-string' stands for groin.
5. You can start a fire with ice.
6. Tomatoes were originally thought to be poisonous.
7. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider.
8. A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber.
9. A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
10. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
AAAANYWAYS... I hope that this information can someday help you in your strive for excellence
$85 for half decent tickets at a game * 4 ( family)= $320
snacks and a souvenier program and something else $50
parking or travel costs to get to the game $50
telling your kid you cant got to game because it is almost a weeks wages PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!
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"I'm sorry officer, i know i was going 140 in a school zone, but it's not my fault, i was going to use the money i spent on my last speeding ticket to buy new brakes."
First there were TiVo hacks, then iPod hacks. Now, from Gawker Media, life hacks. As in, tips and tricks for your life. In reality, the links end up being pretty tech-heavy -- aside from a entry on how to cut vegetables, this is a bunch of stuff that will appeal primarily to the uber-geek: creating an icon for your website, Windows XP tips, McAfee's free mini-virus killer app, etc. Still, the entry on Bit Torrent search engines is welcome, especially in a post-suprnova.org world.
At first I was all like, okay so why is Google spending all this time and effort to create a glorified MapQuest? And then I have a flash of inspiration and instead of searching for "pizza", I run a search on my name. And suddenly the world is a much scarier place.
None of these condoms have been tested on animals, one assumes. (At least not by the manufacturer.)
Volvo's got a new not-so-gas-guzzling V8 SUV, and to promote it, they're giving you a chance to win a trip to space. SPACE, dude. Other amazing things that you have seen realized in your lifetime: buy-one-get-one-free pizza, robot dogs, recycling, the rave scene.
“If you have a web site, you, too, can be a hero by participating in Project Honey Pot to help rid the world of spam.”
Shit Bitch Bears are the most authentic and effective way to express deep feelings of lust, love and like to that special someone.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day and all year round !
Interested in the blogging scene? Confused how to go about setting up your very own blog? Follow these fifty-one easy steps and you'll be a l33t blogger in no time!
On the WALK/DON’T WALK sign outside CBGB on the Bowery in New York, the orange DON’T WALK hand has had its middle two fingers and thumb obliterated with black tape, turning it into a devil’s horns—the universal hand signal for “Rock!” The white walking man is now wearing sideburns, a skull-and-bones T-shirt, blue jeans, and a pair of Converse. Across the street, the walking man has become a woman, with spiky hairdo, miniskirt, and high-heeled ankle boots.
Who is altering the WALK signs of downtown New York? A young couple from Brooklyn who go by the name Thundercut. One’s a graphic designer, the other makes legit signs by day. Their nocturnal work requires a steady hand with the X-Acto blade and sturdy shoulders to sit on.
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In short, some UVIC frat boys have taken it upon themselves to take pictures of mostly unsuspecting female students who have their thong underwear exposed in public places using camera-phones.
disclaimer:
"If you don't want your thong displayed online then keep it in your pants. Public areas are for everyone's enjoyment; If you are not comfortable with people you don't know seeing your thong hanging out, wear less-revealing clothing.
All Photos on this website were taken either with the subject's consent, or in a public venue.
We only want to show the world what you already have."
Since Michael was playing with the little boys anyhow...might as well play with the legos...
This survey would have been much more interesting as a last-meal list; instead, it's a list of foods people should try in their lifetimes. Still, it's an interesting exercise in culinary prejudice to rank different countries' cuisines in this manner. And it makes you want to beat people over the head for their (g)astronomical ignorance: 'Sandwiches' beat out mangos, salmon, roast beef, sushi and jerk chicken, for example. I have three words for the idiots who voted that way: What the-?
Our mission is to offer the finest ex-military humvees on the market today. We personally selected our trucks from the lot to be sure we had the best trucks to start with. During our mechanical overhaul, we completely refurbish and repair each vehicle to give the performance and appearance of a new truck. Every fluid is changed, every bulb and gauge is checked and replaced if it does not pass inspection. No shortcuts are taken and no expense is spared to bring our trucks back to being like new.
And if you don't care about the vehicle, you may like the Humvee Girls.
This electronic Holy Bible provides a simple, instant source of the Holy Scripture
...According to The Guardian. Note: They are British, so they have strange taste in music imagery.
Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. - Angelique Arnauld (1591-1661)
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
-Sir Winston Churchill
So you've saved up a few bucks, taken a few hard shots, and now you're ready to put a permanant mark on your body that you will no doubt regret down the road at some point. But no worries... If you pay extra close attention to the actual ink job and the location on your body you are attending to... You can easily avoid getting an extremely stupid tattoo..... Here are 10 of the most possibly stupid tattoos I have ever seen.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FFFF********KKK dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
Why is the Japanese corporation Sanyo called Sanyo? Because Mr Sanyo started the company a century ago or is there a Mr Toshiba who has founded Toshiba............You can find the answers to these questions in this article. It's just fun to read and always handy when you are playing trivial pursuit ..
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